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SISSY CAPTIONS

  • Sassy but always classy. Well, almost always.
  • Sweet but you don't want to mess with me
  • You won't find it as amusing.
  • Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
  • Sometimes it's good to just be in a ...mood. *shrugs* If you are sassy OWN IT.
  • Don’t be careful. You could hurt yourself.
  • Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying, That’s Goddamn right.
  • No One Here Gets Out Alive.
  • I’m the one that’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.
  • "Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane"
  • Try and cross me. Haha that'll be fun.
  • It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog!
  • Kings are irrelevant.
  • "What's a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful"
  • "I do a thing called what I want"
  • Handful simply means a lot of great qualities all in one.
  • "Too glam to give a d--n"
  • I'm refined and too expensive for you anyway.
  • My love is to die for.
  • My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer"
  • . Don't mess with a short girl.
  • "5'2 but my attitude 6'1"
  • Open your eyes look within. Are you satisfied with the life you’re living?
  • "You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now" 
  • "Cancel my subscription because I am done with your issues"
  • "Kill them with success and bury them with a smile"
  • I don't see one, do you?

  • "Out of the way world. I've got my sassy pants on today" 
  • "Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back leading the pack" 
  • "Not all girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice. I'm made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine"
  • "If I ever let my head down it will be just to admire my shoes"
  • I'm not bossy, I have leadership skills"
  • "Focused. Intelligent. Motivated. Oh, and cute"
  • When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” Just smiles and reply “that’s the point”.
  • Ever looked at your ex and wondered “Have I drunk the entire relationship?”
  • When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say.
  • It only takes one bad boyfriend to realize that you deserve so much more.
  • An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough" 
  • Play from your fucking heart!
  • Sometimes you’re the windshield
  • Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
  • I don’t know where I’m going from here but I promise it won’t be boring.
  • R.I.P to the feelings that I had for you.
  • "Be savage, not average"
  • "If you treat me like an option, I'll leave you like a choice"
  • "I keep it real cause I'm not afraid to make enemies"
  • "I want a bf :/ and by bf I mean a Benjamin Franklin as in a hunnit dolla bill boy bye" 
  • "I heard you're a player. Nice to meet you, I'm the coach" 
  • "People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act"
  • "Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody"
  • You were born an original, don’t die a copy.
  • Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
  • Never, never, never, never give up.
  • What we do now echoes in eternity.
  • Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
  • Friends can come and go, but banners hang forever.
  • The other side of this is a good man has been liberated.
  • It's like the mob. We know what life we got into.
  • It would be hard for me not to improve your team.
  • I bet you thought we were going to be sad, huh?
  • I wouldn't say differently. I would say better
  • I don't tweet. I don't Google, i Instagram.
  • Good job. Thanks for giving me another one.
  • Hopefully, it smells a little bit like champagne.
  • We go together like drunk and disorderly.

  • This is my two seconds. I must enjoy.
  • Like crabs in a bucket right now.
  • Don’t hate the media, become the media.
  • Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
  • Life isn’t as serious as the mind makes it out to be.
  • Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life
  • That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
  • I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you.
  • You are so fake, even China denied they made you!
  • I can remove 90% of your ‘Beauty’ with a wet towel.
  • Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
  • Maybe you should eat your makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside.
  • I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
  • Call me a Bitch one more time and I’ll show you what a real one is.
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  • I’m going to update my Bio….but better you focus on your own.
  • Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my bio.
  • Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my a$$.
  • Error: Bio unavailable.
  • Oh I’m sorry was my sass too much for you?
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