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Funny Captions & Quotes
- I am not lazy, I am in energyb saving mode.
- After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F.
- True friends greet each other with an insult.
- We are not old, we are recycled teenagers.
- You can't do epic shit with common people.
- I got back with my Ex....Xbox360.
- Its not the dress that makes you look fat, ITS THE FAT.
- Fall in love?? Bitch i can't even fall asleep.
- Ever since my all studies went online ,I went offline.
- Listen to your best friends.Sometimes they know you more than yourself.
- Can i borrow you a kiss,I promise i'll give it back.
- Aside being sexy,what do you do for living?
- Be happy,it drives people crazy.
- There might be no excuses for laziness,but i'm still looking.
- Life is short- Text me ASAP.
- Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.
- Call me ice, because i melt down really easily.
- Please use this brain, my friend.
- I speak two languages - Body and English.
- At night, I can't sleep.In morning I can't wake up.
- Trust issues so bad I don't trust the mute and camera button on zoom.
- If 2020 was a person, it would be my X.
- God knew i would be too powerful if i could do math.
- Remember the ex you wanted to marry?
- Life is like a Helicopter. I don't know how to operate helicopter.
- I often look at my children and can't see me in them. Then they open their mouth and say something sarcastic and I'm like, THERE I AM.
- A happy day to all Fathers.The real Mother-Fuckers.
- I don't always have time to call people back,but when i do, I don't.
- I'm not lazy,I'm on energy saving mode.
- I pretend to work,they pretend to pay me.
- Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes.
- I didn't abandon my cart,I set it free.
- The biggest lie I tell myself is "i don't need to write that down,i'll remember it".
- Don't ever get sad over someone who will most likely give you ugly children.
- If life gives you lemon,just add vodka.
- I don't know whose auntie needs to hear this,but focus on your child.
- Failure is not your option.It's your destiny.
- Next time a man does you wrong,tell everybody he left you for another man.
- You don't have to prove yourself to others,You are a human not any theorem.
- Are you GOOGLE, because you are all i'm searching for.
- Laundry today or naked tomorrow.
- OMG I hate when kids scream in public. You have no real problems,it should be screaming...ME
- Don't trust anyone who takes over 3 hours to reply.
- Marry a guy with asthma and steal his inhaler when he acts up. You'll be stealing his breath away.
- I'm giving free bad advice today! Ask me anything.
- If you don't remember her name in the morning, take her to Starbucks.
- Not sure why someone is crying ?
- If you are ever hot in an airplane, just open the emergency exit.
- Can we install 2020 and install it again? This version has a virus.
- If anyone is buying me a present, I'm a size window in plane tickets.
- Hate when i go into the kitchen for food and all I find is ingredients.
- My goal this weekend is to move just enough so no one thinks i'm dead!.
- Just clean your room! I had a C-section for you.
- I am on a Seafood diet.I see food and I eat it.
- An apple a day, keeps everyone away IF you throw it hard enough.
- Silence is golden, unless you have kids.
- Life is short, Eat dessert first.
- Dear 2020, i'd like a refund.
- When you call her bro.
- May god ignore you same how you ignored my messages.
- Are you smart or do you think you are smart,there's a difference.
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